50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes. His guy friends agree. So ladies, please don’t wait for the guy to make the move because apparently they are more terrified of us than we are of them.
we really are
this is very true
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
Why is fruit expensive like I just want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
My uncle’s a cop and I just called him and he was like “hey I have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now and we’re heading down to the station” and I asked if he was cute and my uncle said “hey, my niece wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “I want to say yes, sir” and my uncle started laughing so fucking hard.